Who accuses Americans of being fat and lazy? I beg to differ with you.
Ok, well, maybe not to differ with you, but at least to point out that we are quite creative with our fatness and laziness. Perhaps nowhere can this be seen clearer than in another one of my new finds since being back in the States:
In Buenos Aires, it is nearly impossible to find bacon, but back in the US, we just made it even easier. Why bother taking the extra hassle to pull the bacon of the package and cook it when you can just pull it out of the box and eat it right away? Hell, we don’t even need to keep it in the refrigerator section.